Ahh yah so anyway if you all know me you know i hate xanga, but it has come to my attention that it is time to write about a little happening. And you decide who the true victims are, the story goes as follows:
On the day after easter I (Greg Naimoli) walked out of my house to my car and noticed that it had been egged the previous night by a few unknown parties. After further examination of the crime scene I found two cigarette butts behind my car, and also determined by the amout of smashed egg shells around my car was equal to three eggs. I made a list of who could have possibly had such a grudge against me to be a pussy and egg my car in the cover of night, and not say anything to my face.
A few days later my good friend John Lennon was in lunch detention for reasons that will not be revealed. According to John Lennon he had over heard, lets call this culpret L, and her friends saying "WOW, did you really egg Greg's car?" which led to the response "SHH!" from L who noticed John Lennon sitting just behind them. After hearing this information i recieved a text message saying "Yo bol, I found who it was". I then called him up, and he told me what had happened in lunch detention that day. This is when i determined it was in fact L who egged my car.
With the facts I had at hand i determined it was L, these facts include:
1.) After i dumped her about 2 years ago, she supossedly tried to kill herself, and i hear this girl still has not gotten over me
2.) A good friend of mine had started hanging out with L and told me right after i dumped her she had taken up smoking.
3.) After looking through the friend of mine's cell phone, she found one of my new girlfriend's phone numbers and name, and she ran away crying, this was estimated to be around 7 months after i dumped her.
4.) I hear through the grapevine that on her xanga there was and i quote a message which said "And now the sole purpose of my life is to make his miserable"
5.) L's two cousins live around the corner from me, which she is frequently visiting.
6.) The apperent time of the egging was on the night of Easter, when familys would be visiting each other. The time of the egging was around 10:30 PM which is to my estimates correct because it is the time immature high school girls would be allowed out on the street until, which would give them the perfect excuse to say they arent allowed out that late.
7.) Adding up all the evidence; L smokes, her 2 cousins live around the corner and three eggs where thrown making that means one egg for each of them to throw, and one missed which makes me laugh.
I was tempted to call the authorities on this matter but i decided that if she wants to go to war then a war would be fought without interference from the government.
After adding up evidence gathered from my witness, and the crime scene I decided to take action. It jsut so happens the next day at school L was getting lunch at the same time as I was with her friend at which point I lost my temper and confronted her about egging my car. After her denial my friend flipped out because this girl obviously lied, and she flipped her lunch tray over spilling its contents all over the counter and ran out of the cafeteria. This shows she was obviously uncontrolable. At which point i started to laugh, and her friend gave me a glare which only induced more laughing on my part.
The next day i talked to a friend of a friend of L's, and told her what was going on. This friend then said "OH YAH!, i kept forgetting to tell you that she was telling me that she did egg your car. She needs to get over you you dumped her like 2 years ago"
At which point I said "Yah, and i havent even talked to this girl in like two years." because i havent except for the day i lost my nerve in the cafeteria.
A few days later i recieved an instant message from someone claiming to be a friend of L saying he wants to fight me, which i also thought was funny, and this person became angry with me because i jsut made a joke out of the whole situation, and he decided to show up at my house. My mom wanted to call the police, but i said no they do not need to get involved. These people,whom i do not even know, showing up at my house uninvited, angered me greatly, because i believe that if people start a problem then they should fight it out themselves, but in this case L is too immature to except responsibility for her actions.
A few hours later I met with my friends at a local McDonalds and told them all of what happened. At this point my one friend told me that L had also threatened a girl whom he had been hanging out with latly. It was also determined that people showing up at my house was extremely disrespectful.
So around midnight that same evening we went to a local food store, and bought some food to get her back for all of the trouble she has caused over the past few weeks.
My friend Dan Leary and I drove to the house where L lives, and crept up to the vehicle in the driveway, and unscrewed the cap of a bottle of pancake syrup, and began to pour it. At which point a figure jumped from the bushes on the side of the yard and scream "COME HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!" we quickly emptied the bottle of syrup and took off running downt he street dropping our other food items. The funny thing is the parents must have been involved in this if they knew we were comnig that night.
(I'm glad to know that people can control their kids, what good parents we have in this world.)
We then ran to the mobil down the road, where we were apprehended by athurities, at which point Dan Leary was thrown against the outside wall of mobile and was patted down for weapons, and was handcuffed and thrown into the back of a police car. At this point the officer called for back up, even though we did not give him a hard time. Then another car rolls around and I am thrown into it. We were then driven back to the scene of the incident and were held in the back of the police cars for over an hour. Dan Leary's car was searched with out his permission, or his mother's permission whom the car is registered to.
The police illegally searched his car and found a bottle of what they claimed is vodka in a school bag in the back of his car, they also searched the trunk and found weapons. They asked me what these weapons were for and i told them Dan teaches karate.
This is when an officer says to dan "I bet you think you are tough because your a karate man, while he was still handcuffed in the back of a squad car". My guess is that the police were trying to harass him to try and get him to respond to this insensitive comment.
The police wrote me up two citations: Disorderly Conduct, and Criminal Tresspassing
Leary was given three citations: Transportation of Alcohol, Disorderly Conduct and Criminal Tresspassing
At this moment L comes skipping out of her house and trys to hand the police officer a piece of printer paper, which i assumed was a comment i had made on my friend's website, which said i wanna throw a fire extiguisher through her window, but obviously did not intend on doing because not only did i not have a fire extinguisher on me, but i would not be so dumb as to waste my money on one.
Next thing i know me and Dan are in the newspaper for criminal acts which basically said that I was stalking my exgirlfriend and causing mischief at her house over a fight we had, when in fact she had started this whole thing.
Now those of you who know me, know that i am not one to start fights especially with people who i have not spoken to for almsot two years. The only fights i have ever been in were because people have threatened me or my friends first.
And if any of you do not believe me about how crazy/obnoxious L is, just ask around Hatboro-Horsham HS or Tennent HS and pretty much anyone who has come into contact with this person, will tell you how nuts/obnoxious she really is. It is funny it really is.
Now you guys decide whos the victim's here Dan and I, or crazy L who can't seem to get over her ex-boyfriend.
NOW COMMENTS I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THINK!
"Good friends will be there to bail you out of jail the next morning, but best friends will be sittin in that jail cell next to you saying 'DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME!'"
This is a full account as to what happened to the best of my knowledge. This was not ment to harm anyones reputation it is just ment to clarify what has happened, what to be thoghut of of all parties involved is up to the reader. All of you who know me know i could easily have owned this bitch ,,|,, but i refrained and tried to make this account as professional as possible. If you wanan hear some ownidge im me haha!!!
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